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Goose

Look at the homo he is a total goose
by Thettuth October 8, 2021
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tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult
Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick
by Thetourgoose May 1, 2016
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egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact
Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.
by bozotexano39 August 22, 2021
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The Scottish Goose

When the catcher swallows a piece of raw bacon tied to a string and right before the pitcher cums they pull the string making the catcher gag and tighten their butthole.
Before you make breakfast let’s try out The Scottish Goose.
by Dr. Pepper Bottle December 23, 2017
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goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool
“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”
by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023
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Greasy Goose

It’s where you have your partner drink a whole bottle of olive oil then suck your dick until they throw up and then they keep going
Your wife really gave me a greasy Goose last night
by Greasy goose man October 8, 2025
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Goose

A shorter version of the sayingsilly goose”. Describes a person who tends to be ridiculous, makes no sense when they talk and/or says absurb things.
Austin was such a goose. He thought that you placed cheese directly on the grill when making grilled cheese.
by Dictionary Critique March 6, 2019
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