When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.
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I walked into my dead grandma's book club and layed my eyes upon the most gloriuos california sunflower one could possibly ever witness.
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Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly
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