brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011

Brown Saucer

The exterior of the anus noted by a dark round saucer shaped shade of skin around the sphincter.

She went down on me last night and started tongue punching my brown saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Max Brown

Noun, Scottish Slang
A word used to describe a creepy friend.

Just saw Ed going into the female bathrooms, What a Max Brown!!

by The $toked September 8, 2021

Browne Aphasia

Is an illness within the structure of the brain. In areas such as the hypothalamus and frontal lobe regions have sustained damage. People who suffer from Browne Aphasia will struggle in remembering important dates and the misplacement of personal belongings.

FRIEND: Hey when's our biology test?
YOU: Today, did you study?
FRIEND: No :| *spends rest of day studying*
~Upon entering biology you find out the test is three days later~
YOU: Have you ever heard of Browne Aphasia?
FRIEND: No?
YOU: Its when you constantly forget important dates, this is the third time this semester. Get yourself checked.

by garljack April 18, 2011

brown paulie

where you shove your own dick deep inside your rectum and clean it out like a fuckin plunger until there isnt any shit left to extract. Then with all the fuckin stank on your hang down you suck your own dick. therefore a brown paulie.

Derek: ah shit dude jon was shwasted as fuck last night and pulled a brown paulie in his room.

phil: dude thats sick as fuck was there a lot of shit left on the floor?

by puss masters December 13, 2010

Brown Membership

Masheen

Sean Stockwell blowjob masheen Brown Membership

by bigmacniggadickcheese January 2, 2022

Flash Brown

Flash Brown is a male pornstar who specializes in interracial porn. Probably one of the most professional pornstars out there, Flash Brown always puts a smile on my face.

Ross: Have you seen the new Flash Brown video yet?
Max: Fo shizzle

by Max "Hillary" Brown July 26, 2016