Tits in the Mouth

Something that is good and/or awesome. Extremely preferable.

This concert is tits in the mouth!

by Weebowll December 28, 2014

Tit-Constipation

When you can feel the milk coming up to your breast but it won't come out. Similar to regular constipation but for your boobs (men can get this if they really want to).

Person 1 "I was trying to feed my baby the other day but the milk wouldn't come out"
Person 2 "Fucking hell you've got Tit-Constipation"
Person 1 "FUCK!!!"

by LiamMorgan4MVP March 2, 2015

tit breaking

Slapping the drama out of a person

She's totally tit breaking the vibe

by Tit breaker April 30, 2015

tits on a tiger

Dangerous pussy

Tits on a tiger: Your best friend's sister, your boss's daughter.

by chalfont cowboy July 14, 2015

Tit-swimmer

An unathletic male observed in a body of water with an atypically large, unmuscular chest.

After letting himself go for a number of years, Eric decided to embrace his new physique by becoming a world renown tit-swimmer.

by Elpolloblanco August 11, 2016

dental tit

When the hot dental hygienist leans in & her breasts touch your cheek

Teeth cleaning sucked but I got me some sweet dental tit.

by PrimordialBiscuit December 3, 2016

Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016