Spoons

An affectionate term for the chain of pubs - J D Wetherspoon.

Shit food, shit beer, cheap.
Lets go to spoons.

Want to get a pint at spoons?
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Spoon

An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.
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Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.
Do you have I spoon, I need it for my soup.
Hey babe? Can you spoon me?
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
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A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.
Sarah: I just ate a metal shard
Bob: You're so dumb, you're a spoon.
by NotHarold May 08, 2015
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1) the act of taking a spoon and stickin it in an elephants e ar and using the wax for a candle

2) an eating utensil

3) a way people used to use tampons to clean the car

4) drop the s and it becomes poon which is a vagina on a emu
Ex: Omgoshh your candle smells so good!
- thanks i went spooning yesterday!
Ex2: Can you hand me a spoon for my soup?
Ex3: My car is plugged up let me clean it with a spoon!
Ex4: Zookeeper, how is my emu's poon?
- well its extra spoony!!
by peter pan111111111 March 18, 2011
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noun. describes a type of person who takes enjoyment in stiring the pot. Someone who starts drama and problems for others with no reason at all.
That broad Sheila is a spoon. She likes to start drama for no reason.
by CLUTCH.2F June 26, 2021
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An instigator; someone who stirs the shit.
Don't listen to the spoon. He's just trying to cause trouble.
by Sister Kevin October 03, 2022
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