Have your spoon on you

When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)

A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!

by Sinatrup October 28, 2018

indian spoon

A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc. onto a spoon and take turns feeding it to each other.

Want to feed each other an Indian Spoon when we have sex tonight?

by luvsins4smegma January 17, 2025

Spoon

A really stupid person

Louise you friggin spoon.

by xh_wn December 10, 2021

hardcore spooning

Spooning so hard your cock accidentally slides in.

Bro!! Me and my chick were hardcore spooning last night! I didn't even know that that shit exsisted.

by TurnoNegro March 25, 2016

hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.

I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?

by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022

Spoon

best debater ever and best jjk scaler ever uwu

"hey,have you heard about spoon,i heard he beat jesus in a debate!"

by cumcumcumcucm123123123 June 27, 2021

Spooning

When two people are totally undressed/ bare and lay together cuddling one as a bg spoon and the other as the small spoon.

When it’s cold me and Jordan spoon.
They were spooning in bed.

by Mary Adam July 3, 2019