Soft

Ted after any fantasy loss.

Did you see how Ted left the group chat after he got worked in fantasy? That guys soft.

by SawftTed October 28, 2022

soft surf

A term made up by nastia that does not exist.

"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"

by darealdodo August 11, 2024

Soft Hombre

n. A penis that looks hard enough for sexual penetration, but upon attempt to do so, turns out not to be

n. An attempt to insert a penis into a vagina gone afoul.

"I thought I could get harder by putting it in, but my 'soft hombre' just smushed against her hips like a marshmallow.

by MISTAjOSH July 8, 2017

soft clipper

The soft clipper's job is to curl frequencies and limit them.
Narnia approved.

"What a gay clipper" , "Tom! Did you ate your clipper? ", "You're such a soft clipper!"

by Willix ned member May 16, 2020

soft spoiling

a form of indirect spoiling; inexplicit divulging of certain plot points in a show, movie, book, etc

“ouu I remember this part…you’re really not gonna like it”

“bro quit soft spoiling!”

by youarenotmestopit December 5, 2021

Soft cunt

The weakest of the coke head group, stands sideways and you can't see him also stinks of piss

D.B you're a soft cunt and a skinny waste

by Biglad92 October 21, 2022

Soft Launch

When you start dropping hints for an excuse you’ll use later to get out of something

My friend is soft launching that he can’t come tonight because unprompted, he keeps mentioning he has a headache this morning

by RR25320 September 11, 2025