Secondhand Stupid

When someone does or says something so stupid, you loose brain cells.

Douche: Yo BrO, ImMaa dr1nc maself sum be3r YOLO #SWAG

Me: Bro, you just gave me secondhand stupid, I literally lost a couple of brain cells.

by lacrosseman11 December 5, 2012

Second Grade Insult

An insult that is immature or really just what a kid would say. A typical second grade insult is saying "you're gay" to a person.

Guy 1: "I got some cool shoes today!"

Idiot: "Dude, you're gay"

Guy 1: "Wow, you're reverting to a second grade insult?"

by ImmediateAce March 12, 2014

Second Hand Gay

Second hand gay is when your girlfriend tries to kiss you after giving you a blowjob. Second hand gay will only apply to you if you actually kiss her back.

Noah: My girlfriend sucked my dick last night and tried to kiss me.
John: Please don't tell me you actually kissed her!
Noah: Yea I did. Whats wrong with that?
John: Dude thats second hand gay!

by Senpai Notice Me December 8, 2015

Second

When you're out tagging or doing graffiti, it's smart to take a Second, they can watch your back, and look out for cops.

ex- Second:"Yo dude! Police car right there!!" Tagger: "Oh shit!! RUN!!"

by PrimalExtinction February 27, 2019

scone nibbler

very british children

“Stop being such a scone nibbler”

by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023

rounding second

When u touch another persons genitalia. It is consentual, if it wasnt, it would be bad

Friend: Hey man, how far did u get?

Other friend:oh... I was rounding second

by derekdude April 16, 2009

Crusty Seconds

When sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness.... without showering - have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!

John: Dude, did you bang her?

Mike: Yeah, but I got crusty seconds. I could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.

by DRock SBO October 1, 2011