rough salad

Meaning harsh. Derived from when you order a delicious salad but instead you received a gross unwashed lettuce salad.

"Dude I had to wait in the Chipotle line for 20 minutes!"

"Oh man, rough salad."

by Stunna447 January 14, 2016

salad crawdad

the biggest white mans whore in the world,
literally if you look at her you’re automatically blind because she might be black but she radiates whiteness

ari: “Bitchh did you hear about salad crawdad?”
me: “ugh no, did she get with another white man again?”
ari: “yeah ugh she’s such a white mans whore”
salad crawdad: “🤠😔👇”

by big mac girl September 17, 2018

burger salad

A meal probably made by a male college student who doesn’t know how to cook.

Yo Fez what is that?
This right here? It’s a burger salad.
Lol a what???
Burger Salad! You know, just some ground beef on iceberg!!

by patrickkrak May 29, 2018

Magic Salad

The act of mixing Psilocybin Mushrooms with a salad. Psychedelic alternative to Marijuana edibles.

Jeff: "yo man I ran out of weed and can't make any edibles. You got anything to fuck us up?"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"

by R3DFluXx May 17, 2018

Fruit salad

Means fruity

Use it as a way to call someone fruity without them realising that you’re actually calling them fruity.
🍌🍎🍐🍊🍒🍋🍓🥭🥝🍍

Harry’s such a fruit salad

by JPJPJPJP346 November 14, 2019

oreo salad

The Oreo dessert fat people call a salad to make themselves feel better about themselves.

Person 1: Ay yo, you want some Oreo salad?

Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?

by Autree April 2, 2017

Fruit Salad

A swarm of 5 or more homosexual males.

Kenny only hangs out with that fruit salad nowadays

by Eatbooty February 20, 2018