Another word for condom.
Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.
by bad boy billy November 14, 2017
Get the Detroit River Jellyfishmug. A school full of racist ass stuck up cunts. They all think their better than everyone else but they all live off of daddies money.
Chad: hey did you hang out with Megan?
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
Mark: No that bitch goes to Columbia river high school she called me the n word
by Fbgmwhore January 24, 2020
Get the columbia river high schoolmug. Emma: OH did you hear about Sean?
Kirsty: Yeah! He's gone full river gypsy, divorced his wife and sold all his clothes and only wears a sock to cover his bits when he goes PoGo hunting.
Kirsty: Yeah! He's gone full river gypsy, divorced his wife and sold all his clothes and only wears a sock to cover his bits when he goes PoGo hunting.
by Pogoextreme August 19, 2022
Get the River Gypsymug. A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranchmug. by anonymous May 3, 2022
Get the Rivermug. can't really type, uhh cool ig and well likes indoors not outdoors and you guys need to write for male and not just fucking filled with male = hot and girl = sweet for that name SERIOUSLY COME ON BRUHHH
by tru meaning of RIVER xd February 19, 2021
Get the Rivermug. On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
Get the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incidentmug.