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Shell-Queef

(noun)
the psychological disturbance caused by prolonged exposure to active queefare, especially under bombardment.

- a state or feeling personal boundaries and human rights being violated.
under state-mandated diagnosis, Jack Oberlander was found to be suffering severe Shell-Queef-induced delusions.

"Me Jack me head hurt, noise go *redacted* "
by Jack seriously bud August 15, 2021
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Queef

the green powder in the bottom pot of your weed grinder (;
person1: hey bro lets go smoke this queef?
person2: yeah bro lets go smoke a fatty!
by br4t20 August 26, 2021
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Queef

'that person is a quilt theif, a queef if you will'
by bigboybillboardbaggins August 26, 2021
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Cthulhu Queef

A fat bitch who makes all you favorite characters homophobic
Everyone making homophobic Jean Gray Tik Toks like they’re Cthulhu Queef
by Homo-Erectus June 22, 2021
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Queef Cannon

When you punch a girl hard enough in the uterus thar she indefinitely won’t stop queefing
“Hey Matthew heard you hit the queef cannon on that slut last night

Hell yeah that shit wouldn’t stop!”
by Grabeast69 June 30, 2021
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Queef

by NotchieBoy July 1, 2021
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queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.
Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."
by DrDax December 11, 2012
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