lil potato

A wonderful happy young girl with a big smile and a bright future. makes everyone around them happy and is always there for a friend.

That girl is such a lil potato

by hello my little kitty July 19, 2021

Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)

Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

meat potato

What your balls look like after going swimming.

Dude, we got back from that show at like 2am and that chick slobbed all over my meat potato.

by SkuzzyJ December 29, 2016

Dick potato

When potatoes began to grow out of your penis

God I've started growing dick potatoes again

by Landapotato July 13, 2021

musty potato

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.

"My gf wants me to musty potato her "

by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016

Cool potatoes

When something is really cool it mean school potatoes

I’m walking down the street and I see somebody shoes and I will say to them your shoes are cool potatoes

by Ainsley potato May 23, 2021

Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.

Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.

by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023