Twat potatoes

Large bulging and off putting pussy lips that protrude like potatoes on either side of the vagina.

Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.

Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(

by Wordmaker of lies August 8, 2014

Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.

Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!

by Residentialzombe1 December 3, 2019

Prickly Potato

Half Dos Equis, half Guinness. A drink born from genius, and named for its Mexican and Irish heritage.

J: So our witress brought me a new drink, but it was Giunness and Dos Equis on accident. So, I drank it, liked the blend. So, from this day forward a Guinness and Dos Equis will be known as.......

R: This is important, we need a iconic name for this blend to bath the world in all it's gloriousness!

J: Prickly Potato?

R: That's my vote

J: It is proclaimed, Does Equis & Guinness, the greatest drink ever developed will be known as the Prickly Pototo

by Pepper Steak October 28, 2013

Persian Potato

This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.

" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "

by Persian Papi May 15, 2016

tiny potato

girl so tiny and small and cute she is actually considered a match of physique to that of a potato. ( must be caucasian)

You are a tiny potato

by G.I:J3w September 11, 2014

potato thwonker

Someone who completely THWONKS potatoes into oblivion.

That Potato Thwonker’s destroying our crops!

by Marrionet1232 May 11, 2020

bean potato

A bean potato is a child at school...

wow im a bean potato

by shhhhhiiiittt November 10, 2018