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spear-hook

When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.
Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.
by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016
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Hook-em Head

Chicks definition... It's the first time you suck a guy's dick when you want to make sure that he is not going anywhere.

Guy definition... The first blow job you get from a chick that you tell your friends about, but don't even realize she just made sure you wasn't going anywhere.
"Yea girl, that dude mine..i gave him that hook-em head, he ain't going nowhere"

Yoooooo.... This girl just took my soul... She got me hooked....

Damn bro, she got you sprung like that? She got you w the hook-em.head, didn't she?
by Molly Lamer July 18, 2025
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Hook Chaser

The poor rigger that has chase the hook all day because the legend in the seat can’t catch the load.
Poor Juan has to rig for the legend Tom today, he’s going to be a hook chaser all day. Tom could catch a cold faster than he could catch his load.
by TB alloon head October 11, 2023
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jenna hook

Falls for ugly people and thinks they are super hot.... has terrible taste in guys....
Omfg Jenna hook is gonna fall for it again.
by Jkxjdjdndndndjdhd April 18, 2018
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jay hook

Hey Tania my boyfriend just told me he has a slight jay hook...it does the job!
by Dntwrry3 September 16, 2013
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hooke date

Used to describe a hook up date.
Casper: Do you want to go on a hooke date?
Tina: No, I'm not trying to hoe around.
by MethheadTina February 10, 2018
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pinkie-hook

How you hold hands wif a nice gal when it's too hot to "fully" clasp hands.
Tiffany and I crave da "lovin' touch" at all times whenever we spend time together, but we were about expiring from da heat during our stroll along da hot beach, so we employed da pinkie-hook to maintain a pleasant physical connection without our palms getting all damp and yucky.
by QuacksO August 27, 2018
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