Beer Blocking

Using your beer as a misdirection or to conceal something else from someone you're with.

George was beer blocking the napkin with that blonde bitch's phone number when his girl friend came to pick him up.

by Darth Frak April 3, 2016

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Flubber Block

When the girl is SO fat, the guy cant find the hole because her FLUBBER BLOCKS it.

Carly has a really big flubber block.

by Tanisha Dockhorn August 5, 2008

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Blocking B

Blocking b is when you block a bitch who’s a cloud demon

Mann im Blocking B fuck her

by Instagram: simp.4nia February 13, 2022

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Santa Block

Verb. To take someones elses gift idea and claim it as your own. Thereby gaining the credit and cudios for a well thought out gift.

I told my bother about the tv on sale and how i was going to get it for mom and dad on christmas but he "Santa blocked" me and got it for her first.

by Dave Ren November 18, 2011

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cocks on blocks

crunch time, last chance to get something done.

c'mon guys, its cocks on blocks time!

by someoneathts December 7, 2009

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To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.

Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?

Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.

by elekin September 25, 2008

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