Matt Licks Nert is typically a young boy who sits on the computer all day, and has no life. vDream and Petville are his best friends. Matt Licks Nert usually comes from an outside conutry, typically Poland or Brazil. He loves Polish Cereal, and Polish Milk. He is the absolute Legend of any virtual game, and within 5 minutes, he will already have 1,000,000 experience points. He is God!
"Did you hear about that weird kid, Matt Licks Nert?"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"
by iPlayFootball March 06, 2010
A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.
See trading up
See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.
Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.
by Knowmadd April 12, 2008
Wow! Did you see Matt Bitch Marra (mb) the other night drinking his Bloody Mary? I almost couldn't tell if it was dirty Mexican garbage or a person.
by SGs4E April 13, 2016
by pulpfreeorange February 18, 2022
a boy who who is really shit at sports and has no friends. sometimes, on rare occasions, he has 1 friend, but he/she is usually another skinny weedy matt. basically, the worst type of nerd you can get.
"haha, look at tht kid sitting over there! whats his name?"
"dunno, but he looks like a skinny weedy matt"
"dunno, but he looks like a skinny weedy matt"
by lukeLukeLUKE!!!!!!!!!! September 04, 2008
Originally military speak, translating directly as “LLMF,” this became an acronym for “Little Lost Mother F**ker.” It was later adopted by the tech world to refer to somebody (usually non-technical) who is in way over their head.
“We tried showing the boss how to use the new database, but he couldn’t even follow instructions well enough to get through the first two screens. After that, it was just Lima Lima Matt Foxtrot the whole way.”
by Nurse Kitten June 23, 2005
person 1: what's your favorite death note ship?
person 2: mello x matt / mellomatt
person 1: wow you have a brain i love you
person 2: i love you too, let's kiss
*they kiss*
person 2: mello x matt / mellomatt
person 1: wow you have a brain i love you
person 2: i love you too, let's kiss
*they kiss*
by twilight.sparkles June 20, 2021