Machineophile

A person who engages in sexual intercourse with a computer, or any electronic device.

That man was humping a computer, he must be a machineophile

by override94 November 7, 2010

deizel machine

1. n) a machine that is deizel
2. v) I want to.
3. n) your friend and your confidant...

The deizel machine will engulf you in his chest, then you will cease to exist.

Man, that deizel machine is deizel and machine like, not to mention hot.

by Tracy October 5, 2004

Rock machine

it means 1337, OR LEET

Defrees is rock machine!

by defrees February 14, 2010

Flying Machine

This is literally the worst Clash Royale card next to the Battle Healer. It costs 4 elixir, can’t even take out a Heal Spirit, and dies from one Spear Goblin. Sucks ass at defense, offense, stamina AND speed, how does one card get this bad? Literally any other air defense card is better than the Flying Machine.

“Hey I use the Flying Machine!” “ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?

by Akaudi7 July 2, 2021

keen keen poker machine

To be so keen for something the use of 6 whole syllables can permitted.

"You wanna go get pissed? I hear the brewery are having an all night party and you can get 6 pints for a quid!"
"Keen keen poker machine!"

by MattOfAHero! October 16, 2008

filling the gum ball machine

the act of using your tongue to pleasure a males or females inner arse.

Bray: what did you last night with Sally?

Kolt: I was filling the gum ball machine.

by braydy February 14, 2012

Human pinball machine

The act of three people have sex with a man in the middle using his dick to screw one person while he uses a backwards facing strap on to screw the person behind him. He then moves forward and backwards making a human pinball machine.

Bob: Dude I had a threesome last night
Dave: How'd that work out?
Bob: We did the human pinball machine
Dave: Atta boy!

by Pmoney July 5, 2012