let me put a one on that

when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..
you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out
by taylor garrett April 25, 2007
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Let me sleep on the couch

When you want to do something that someone else will not let you do because it seems less fun than the alternative.
You come back home drunk and your friend is trying to force you into your bed, but you say, "Let me sleep on the couch", and they will not let up until you are sleeping in your bed.
by Cosmo Poolaski May 22, 2011
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When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”
John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm
by Long Horse Short Walk October 07, 2021
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"lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!", is a funny ass line form Punchrobert's the yes dance, search yes dance on youtube to find it.
Robert James: lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!
DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
by the_last_ak June 26, 2013
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let me learn you something

A southern way, for one to tell another to observe what they are doing and try and retain some of the information to help improve their current situation or to later share with others.
A - Man that girl keeps starring at me.
B - Dude go talk to her!
A - I don't know what to say.
B - Here let me learn you something. Excuse me miss, nice shoes. Want to give me a bj?
by Trickle Motorsports October 21, 2014
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