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The Joseph Outcome

When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys
Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had

Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years

Averie: he got me flowers too

Bre: I gotta raise my standards

Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him

Later on

Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore

Averie: Damn, I'm sorry

Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways

Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny August 14, 2023
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Joseph

Is a nice young man with a nice growthy cock.

If you see him make sure to complement his nice growthy enormous straturous cock.
Joseph has a nice growthy vainy cock to suck.
by Vain cock November 22, 2021
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Joseph Stalin

guy who no Iphoned 100 million people, ate all the grain in Ukraine with a giant spoon, and locked all of his people in the gulags his government did so much stuff that it became communism
You support Joseph Stalin yet he killed 912240401203 gulintiollion people and took all the iPhones Away
by I'm a Lion Pizza Chicken February 2, 2024
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Joseph

A unique man, the type of man that simultaneously leaves your heart aching yet injects your very heart with a giddy all consuming joy, rendering the recipient incapable of preventing themselves falling in love with him. Joseph has lovely and soft, round, red, slightly upward facing lips and kind embracing eyes. Joseph makes you feel safe and loved, he is an intelligent and sensitive man.
I cant believe it, I've just been josephed
by pearnado August 25, 2022
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evan joseph

Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord
Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors
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Joseph

Joseph is someone who is very trustworthy, so much so in fact you can trust him with your social security number! You should give him your social security number, and while you’re at it, you should also give him all your money, and also your mom’s credit card information! Thanks.
I’m giving all my money to Joseph because he is Joseph!
by SINISHHWTUTOR November 22, 2021
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Joseph

We was high and he asked and just put it in my mouth - Joseph
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