Jesus

He is your next door neighbour, your 16th cousin, and the Christian Lord and savior.

Christian: "Did you know Jesus loves you?"
Jose: "Really? Jesus, cousin, do you love me?"
Jesus: "No, I hate you."

Atheist: "I don't believe in God.
Christian: Jesus hates you. You're going to Hell when you die.

by NickerASnicker June 11, 2018

Jesus

Jesus

Jesus Christ is Jesus

by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022

Jesus

Jesus, the true almighty God. The God of all mankind. In him and for him we live.

Jesus is God

by Randon dude September 29, 2019

Jesus

Everything. Creator of all. Saviour, and well jesus.....

Oh, jesus.

by AGuyAguyWhoIsEatingPie May 27, 2019

Jesus

Jesus is the Son of God who came to Earth to die for us and save us from sin. Remember, every breath you take is because of His love for you.

We go to church to celebrate and worship Jesus for He is lord of all.

by ncummins681 October 6, 2020

Jesus Sniper

The best sniper who has ever graced the world of first person shooter.

Danny: Wow Ingoe95 is a total Jesus Sniper
Ingoe95: Hell yeah!

by Ingoe March 3, 2009

West Jesus

Opposite of "east bumfuck", meaning right here

"Yo, I parked way the hell over in east bumfuck! Where you at?"
"Right here in West Jesus."

by Prime December 20, 2002