Rhode Island 

1. A great state to leave 2. A half baked political experiment gone horribly awry 3. A good state to drink and drive (even if you only have to go around the block, as it beats walking in most towns and the cops don't care unless you actually hit something and they actually have to work) 4. A textbook example of how to destroy (or privatize)otherwise beautiful and picturesque coastal property 5.On the upside, it's a great place to find an amazing variety of good food at any hour of the day or night, if you know where to go

I,m so glad I finally left Rhode Island after all these years, although it's midnight and I could sure go for a lobster.

Rhode Island by Fritay June 6, 2007

long island iced tea 

the best recipe ever....

2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice

Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???

No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas

long island iced tea by nick May 13, 2005

mercer island 

Island next to Seattle full of rich mother fuckers who think they're better than everyone else. Their football team sucks.

mercer island sucks ass.

mercer island by potsy October 24, 2003

staten island

staten shitty island home of the dirtiest chicken heads

Yo wat the fuck is that smell? It smeels like shit or hot ass or somethin,.. you smell that?
Oh thats just Staten Island, oh-well.

staten island by lola latina princessa April 28, 2005

Long Island 

The best place to live in the world. Yes, I will admit there are some snobby rich people and from my town probably 25% of the population is rich and snobby. But if you're saying that we are terrible because we live here and think we're better than everyone. Total lie. You don't see us running around in New Jersey telling everyone how great we are...and furthermore we are not bad people because we live here...I was born and raised in a preppy town on the North Shore and I am proud...next time you want to go accusing Long Islanders, come talk to us, we're really not that terrible. Yes, there are always the drunk teenagers running around, and if you go down a main road at about 2 in the morning your bound to see about 30 15-18 year olds just going insane. But thats how it is here I'm sure we're not the only place in the world that does that. Life in Long Island is awesome... If you're trying to "diss" us well than you are just jealous that you don't drive a Jeep Wrangler, or BMW, or GMC Yukon, or Range Rover, out to a summer house in the Hamptons where you go to parties and have an awesome time. I don't have anything against any other part of the world or country, but coming from a person who lives in Long Island, I hope you get your facts right next time.

Long Island is the place to be.
If you don't live here,
You're no living.

Long Island by LongIslandersForever December 5, 2010

long island 

in southern New York State, along with New York City. Nassau and Suffolk make up psuedo-long island, which techincally not part of the city. But most of nassau and western suffolk have the same culture and same or close "new york minute" feeling(rush hour for example). After all most of the skilled workforse for the city comes from the island, and its the money those people bring home that keeps long islands economy strong.

Most of long island is suburbs, from the town of brookhaven in suffolk to the queens border. Some of the areas are more urban than others, and some completely urban(spots in nassau, for example). Ask anyone, either they or their parents have lived in the city at one point in recent history; people move to get into more suburban atomosphere and to be closer to the beaches.

And to clear the "New Yorker" term up. "New Yorker" comes from "NEW YORK City" not New York State, so it refers to people in the city. Since Long Island is so closely connected with teh city, both culturly and geographically (brooklyn and queens are on long island), Long Islanders are also called New Yorkers (except for the east enders who stay in their shells and never go west). While out of staters can call people from upstate New Yorkers, its because they dont know the area well. Upstate is completely different than downstate, its more like pennsylvania, and doesnt embrase the "New York" atmosphere.

Long Island, NY

nice beaches, terrible traffic

long island by LI_NY_Guy June 23, 2005

Staten Island

ok first of all i live in the south shore of staten island with all thje guidos and girls who are sluts and whores and i am so used to allo the guys and girls so back off and stop writing shytt about the south shore cuz staten island kickss ass and if we went up against any other borough they would be gone befor y ou noe ittt
even though we are italian and think we are so cool to be italian it doesnt mean we dont like the other ppl here
the north shore is cool too but i have to say the south shore is much nicer and cleaner and the crime rate and shooting rate is mucchhhh less (if u no what i mean)
anyway statenisland is the best and i love it heree
every1 noes every1 and it is greatt
so all u non italians out theaa stop writing stuff about us kids in the south shore cuz we have mroe fun then you anyway and youss are all juss jealousss!!!

Staten Island is fun !!

Staten Island by deannatrusxxx October 18, 2006