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mountain theory

when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on
my life sucks right but i believe in the mountain theory so i know i will be fine!
by sushirice828 July 4, 2022
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Male Nose Ring Theory

If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.
There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”

“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”
by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025
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Dual Gene Theory

Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?
Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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Gateway Conspiracy Theory

Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
Typically a conspiracy that does less harm than the other theories.
It often leads to more dangerous conspiracy theories.
Hence the term " gateway"
E.G: flerfers or flat-earthers theory could be less dangerous than say, a theory that the the elites are out to destroy us all, as it USUALLY has no real-life consequence.
Whereas a conspiracy theory that states the elites are out to destroy us all can lead upto and include death by suicide, paranoia, etc.
Gateway Conspiracy Theory.
That bloke that topped himself used to just be into #GatewayConspiracyTheories, flat earth, etc.
Then he went onto the hard stuff, like the elites want to kill us all.
by Daniel00 December 31, 2023
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Chaos Theory

Two things that weren’t meant to be Together for certain reasons of the laws of Mother Nature
Man Bypasses Chaos Theory, Man creates Dinosaur, Dinosaur eats Man
by Deez Nuts Kit April 16, 2022
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ketamine theory

the theory that any deal ketamine makes ends up getting scammed, ratted, or put on hold for a while. Expecially when he takes 3 months to give a person 30 dollars.
This deal is gonna be plagued with the ketamine theory.
by shoopdawg theory November 13, 2025
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The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017
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