horse girl

A term for the young girl with receding teeth that's out on the playground that usually has a ponytail or two and hops around neighing and biting the other kids around her. She also likes the pick on the chewed gum under desks.

Zacc: Ow! My arm still hurts so much from yesterday.
Tyler: BRO WHAT IS THAT HUGE MARK ON YOUR ARM? WHAT HAPPENED
Zacc: That horse girl Wendy bit me yesterday.
Tyler: Haha Wendy is the craziest horse girl in town.

by pyuked October 21, 2020

Attic Horse

A horse that lives in ones attic and frequently steals your things. eg: Homework, food, legal documents, important papers, money, and pencils.

The attic horse took it again

by 81u3f14m3 December 11, 2010

Get to the horses

A scenario in the future that everybody knows is unlikely or unattainable, but plans around anyway.

I'd invest in Bitcoin, but I think I'll wait until I get to the horses and have paid back all my student loans.

by Twizzard May 31, 2018

horse noise

Engaging in the act of sexual intercourse.

I met this bitch at the bar last night, took her home, and horse noised her.

by Shenanigans 1234567 March 3, 2020

Horse face

When someone clearly has too big of a nose and teeth to be considered human or any other animal

"Hey man did you see Richard on T.V. last night in Lion heart ? "
"That guy has such a 'Horse face' , I'm surprised it's not Horse heart"

by Rik's nightmare April 7, 2015

crampy horse

Directly related to over using a group of muscles, while having sex.

Ex: I have a crampy horse from being bent over in this position too long.

by Panhawk October 3, 2017

muka horse

when a person stabs another person any where in the body and inserts a penis- scence (the emos) people do this during blodd orgys

garret muka horsed ryan when he was passed hot getting the sick bloddy pleasure vampires have

by lt hindu pimp bitch December 9, 2008