Gothic

People who dress in black and always look sick and pale. They worship satan and paint thier nails black. They always talk about how dark and shitty life is. I think they are all losers

Oh god, life sucks so much... I wanna die so bad, but I'm such a coward.

by Goth-Hater August 23, 2004

goth

originally interesting original inspiring subculture inspired by the cure. has now sunk to a load of losers dresing in black and leather coats threatening anyone who goes near them with knuckledusters, or even more fatal, the smell that seems to radiate off them. think anybody that smiles is a chav.no-one understands or is good as them even tho they hate themselves. listen to slipknot and korn. clothes must be almost all black, hair must be dyed unless naturally black. goth girls show far much more flesh than wanted by anyone. has two offspring tribes-grungers(look for the nirvana hoodies) and emos(at least 10 piercings, stumbling around blindly due to hair covering eyes.

goth:look at those chavs, have to follow a fashion not like me in my leather coat and offspring hoodie,losers.im gona go cut miself now

by ed666 July 16, 2008

Goth

By reading all of the definitions of Goth below, I have concluded that, in addition to the traditional meanings of the word Gothic, the "goths" of today are people fixated on thinking they are somehow unique, admirable and special while ripping off a style popularized ~20 years ago. Kind of hard to be unique with seven BILLION people on the planet, but I bet yo mama thinks your black clothes, eye-liner and pierced brow r cute!

Didn't that Goth look die 20 years ago?

by Popular Girl July 16, 2008

goth

How many goths seem to adhere to the mentality that they are the most intelligent, unique, intresting and creative poeople you will ever met(quoted with the spelling errors from a goth no less). That they are some how MORE unique and intelligent than the rest of us. Not only is this insulting, but blatantly false; testimony to this fact being all the poorly written definitions I read from "goths." Ironically, since most goths (and by "goths," I refer to their "culture" or "subculture" as they've defined it) seem to think that they are somehow more intelligent, interesting and/or creative than the rest of us, this alludes to another character trait entirely, or namely, arrogance. Boring, arrogant, uninteresting, un-innovative gothics. I believe this issue has been exhausted.

I propose that we build a giant cannon, gather up all the gothics, pack them into the cannon, and launch them into a brick wall.
SLAM.
No more goths. Maybe then they'd have a reason to be depressed. That is, if any of them lived. They're all so pale and weak that a mere launch into a brick wall might finish them off.

(all of this has been taken and slightly altered from www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com, http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.n et/c.cgi?u=gothics, http://www.thebestpageintheuniver se.net/c.cgi?u=gothagain)

credits to maddox

Lets face it Goths blow and if i had the chance i wud kill u by giving u aids

by SomeChavFromEssexButWotYouGunnaDo? December 11, 2008

gothicphobia

Like homophobia, only toward faggot-ass bitch-faced goths.

I support gothicphobia.

by GOTHS FUCKING SUCK LIKE HELL July 9, 2004

Christian Goth

Christian + Goth = Christian Goth.

I don't understand. If you are truly walking with God, why would you want to engage in a lifestyle that glorifies darkness?

Who is a Christian goth?

by aishtamid September 16, 2008

goth

Individual who just want express themselves in the way they act and dress. The most frequent choice of messages expressed seem to be "Black", "Spiky" and "Angry". Goths are often quite lovely people so long as you don't mention this fact. There is no known goth over the age of twenty-two.

"All my goth friends dress in black, avoid sunlight and body pierce, maybe if i do that i'll be individual too".

by Cibo December 12, 2006