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German Ass Fucker

"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "

"It must have been that german ass fucker"
by Abacaxi May 26, 2015
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German snowman

Also known as a North Dakota snowman. The German snow man is achieved by using canned air/"cleaning duster" tipping the can upside down ,then inserting the upside down can spray tip into someones anus and spraying the freezing cold substance. This freezing the person's skin.
I just gave my brother the good old German snowman("North Dakota snowman") so he'd quit complaining about being too warm .
by LyssaMFB November 5, 2022
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classic german

Minecraft xrayer (mostly German but not mandationary)
Mineman992: lmao this guy has a diamond rate of 200 diamonds an hour
Mineman69: haha classic German
by Qfs January 16, 2017
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german empire

yemen but flipped....
Random guy 1: Hey, what if you flip Yemen flag?
Random Yemeni guy: that would be german empire.... so not.
by hellothere356 November 13, 2022
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German Wedding

A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist
Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”
by Jim reeve March 20, 2019
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german hot pocket

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020
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german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.
"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"
by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023
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