Shoot kid

The chill kid in the back of the class who honestly dont give a fuck

"Oh so you a shoot kid?"

by Who is chu? July 18, 2021

shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range

Defecating; taking a shit on the toilet.

It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!

by pentozali August 28, 2010

International Shoot A CEO Day

A holiday that occurs on the 4th of December each year. Celebrators are encouraged to shoot a CEO to encourage meaningful change in a way that democracy has failed them.

I can't go to work today since I have plans for International Shoot A CEO Day.

by hephaestus82 December 10, 2024

the chicago red shoot-n-suck

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.

"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"

by bigdog4448 June 13, 2020

Shooting The Banana

Slang for playing Mario Kart Double Dash alluding to a common event that occurs when one shoots a banana peel at an opponent's kart.

Dude, I was shooting the banana today and it was sick!

by Dotdotziggydot May 26, 2011

secret shoot

Noun, (SHE-CRET SHCUTE): A phrase that has many meanings, but we really don’t fucking know

friend #1: You killed that hair boy
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!

by Sneezedonthebeat January 02, 2019

Poot Shoot

A poot shoot is to take a photo or video of your own, or someone else's fecal, also known as shit, and distribute it in a sexual way, almost like like sending a nude photo

Parish was fired because he sent his boss poot shoot of soupy shit and asked him "who is your daddy?"
Parish sent a girl a poot shoot and she replied to him, "why did you send me a picture of your shit?"

by Nova Scotia Unibrow November 04, 2014