Dirty Felicity

When a sex joke is a little too funny. A mix of Dirty meaning: covered in something it's not supposed to be. And Felicity meaning: happiness or joy.

That dumbass pulled a Dirty Felicity pronouncing happiness as hA-PENIS

by Neglectedbullshitter December 17, 2023

Mr Felice

Sells ice cream from a van,, ergo touches kids

It ain't just Jimmy Saville. The BBC was full of Mr Felices back then

by Sugar Ray Boycie March 15, 2024

Brooke Felici

Brooke, is more then just women. She is my peace, my happiness, my relaxation, my goal, my heart, my future, my power, my image, my reputation, and most importantly, she is apart of me. Without Brooke i wouldn't be able to do anything. I wake up, i pray, and I thank God for letting such a making of his creation to be in my sight to take in.
Women like Brooke are what keeps me moving in life. without her...i wouldn't be here today. Brooke is me, and i am Brooke. I'd like to thank all the other white women from the north, and the white women from the south.

Brooke Felici is the peace of living.

by tyreiky jackson May 15, 2024

Bye Felicia

Remember before the Karen’s, Linda’s, Chads and Kevin’s, there was Felicia. Felicia’s are the OG’s(original gangsters😉!! ) Felicia’s walk with pride!

Just sayin-🙌

“Bye Felicia” is now a term for Felicia’s to walk away proud and in charge 💯✌️👋!!

You’re welcome!!

Hey, you are amazing girl, bye Felicia! Thank you Felicia for handling that Karen. Felicia, thank you for telling Linda to listen. Felicia, thanks for putting Chad in his place. When Chad called the manager over, Felicia

by Bye Felicia update May 29, 2024

stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.

Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."

by von groovy June 26, 2024

that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

a trash post to send to your friends to annoy them by slowly zooming in to see the image which is the grinch coloured blue smiling into the screen and spamming the full image after.

search on google to see the picture

'sends picture of that repeatedly to annoy his friends captioning, " that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow'

by labanamana November 5, 2024

boat feelings

That weird emotional state where you feel unanchored, unsure, or just kinda... floating through life. Like, you're not drowning, but you're not exactly steering the ship either. You're just out there. In the vibes. On the emotional open sea.

That post-vacation, pre-back-to-work limbo? Boat feelings.
That 2 a.m. stare-at-the-ceiling moment? Boat feelings.
That “do I want to break up or just nap?” vibe? Boat. Feelings.

See also:
drifting • liminal space • soft existential crisis • main character in a coming-of-age indie film

Not to be confused with:
Sea sickness (though emotional nausea may apply)

"You good?"
"Yeah, just got some boat feelings. You know how it is."

by ohiokidokian69 May 13, 2025