rapist fart

one of those farts thats reaallly bad for a couple seconds, then leaves

that was a rapist fart, bad for a little bit then gone

by HEINLY June 1, 2003

Brain Fart

When you do something incredibly stupid by mistake. An obvious mistake that should for a task that's usually very simple.

Fernando: I was making cheese and crackers with salami but I put peanut butter instead of salami. Brain fart!
Josh: Yeah. Brain fart! And you're usually very smart.

by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023

ear fart

When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart

Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart

by Harley skeen October 16, 2017

Snargle-fart

A snargle-fart is the unique art of going to the bathroom to take a shit and while shitting, the shitter vomits simultaneously. This creates an epidemic of major proportions of bio-waste release.

An extra option is that the original shitter has the option of giving head directly after snargle-farting without properly cleansing themselves beforehand.

Person 1: Dude, wtf were you doing? You were in there for like 30 minutes!

Person 2: Man, I had to snargle-fart.

Person 3: Nice!

by mazx222 May 15, 2010

fart cry

The act of laughing historically which causes you to poop a little

I was laughing so hard I had a fart cry.

by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017

Corked Fart

The fart bubble that is stuck between your ass cheeks that won't come out no matter how much you squeeze your cheeks.

Whats wrong with you Tim?
I got a corked fart and it won't come out!

by DustyWindow January 24, 2015

plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.

A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.

by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011