Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.
Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."
by audis4guy November 22, 2011
Get the Cardboard Drunk mug.To get extremely intoxicated quickly and in a particularly aggressive manner, as if one 's life depends on getting as intoxicated as possible.
P1: "Did you hear what happened last night at the party?"
P2: "yeah, Pete got broken up with so he got violently drunk and fell off the roof"
P2: "yeah, Pete got broken up with so he got violently drunk and fell off the roof"
by Dunkysplunk May 19, 2023
Get the Violently Drunk mug.When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!
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You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
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by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023
Get the drunk Eddie mug.The state of middle class at low end bars wasted. Mainly applies to white people wearing adidas’s or Nike. Drinking IPA beer or whatever is on tap.
At 2am last night I was so Trevor drunk the bartender tried to kick me out but that’s only according to what my girlfriend said. I was fine.
by Leoabs April 20, 2023
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