Shadow Clone Jutsu

When your fucking a bitch you pull out and do the hand signs. Cum in your hand rub it all over ur foot and kick her in the pussy making sure only the big toe goes in. Pull it out and hear that pussy pop. If she doesn’t like it use Rasengan.

Friend- “bro what you do last night.”
Me- “had some bomb ass sex then used Shadow Close Jutsu”
Friend-“what she do”
Me-“she turned around looked at me then smacked me Idk why tho”
Shadow Clone Jutsu

by The magic shroom December 22, 2020

Closet Vampire

One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.

Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."

by juliebix April 4, 2009

closet narcissist

clos·et nar·cis·sist /ˈkläzit ˈnärsəsəst/ (noun)

1. Someone who is a narcissist, but denies it.
2. Someone who is a narcissist and knows it, but does not admit it.
3. Someone who is a narcissist, knows it, and admits it, but does not like being one.
__________

John: Hey Henry! How are you doing?

Henry: I'm doing fine, John. Do you like my new clothes? Or how about my hairstyle? They're all new and I'm loving it all! What do you think?

John: They're fine, I guess... So, wha—

Henry: Oh, I've also met this girl at the bar and she's taken a shine to me. I think she may be the one, as well! She's nice and sweet and she thinks I'm handsome, too! I already knew that, but it still feels nice when someone tells me that.

John: You're being pretty narcissistic, Henry.

Henry: What? No, I'm not.

(Henry is a closet narcissist).

by Nøkkenbuer August 22, 2012

Closeted Sanghi

A silent enabler of Narendra Modi and his authoritarian rule. He downplays the ordeals of the oppressed as 'isolated cases' but will have his 'sentiments hurt' if someone criticizes his culture and way of living. Generally upper-middle class and posh but takes no stands in favor of values such as liberal democracy and personal liberty of others than his community.

Mr. Pai wants to move to the US for a better life but is not ashamed of going gaga over Modi's authoritarian policies. I always felt that he is a closeted Sanghi.

by lordandsaviour May 27, 2023

meat closet

Woman / girl who will sleep with any one or anything as often as possible. Women with numerous tattoos are usually a dead giveaway.

"I ain't goin' near that Meat Closet; I might catch something!"

by Crazy Sven February 11, 2003

in the closet

Gay man in denial.

In narnia.

by Macadaciouse June 18, 2004

Platos Closet

An outdated thrift store from the 2000's that thinks they're still relevant in today's decade. The employees there are usually ratchet or white trash girls that have no style at all and they're rude. They try too hard to look trendy but almost all of their clothes are designer jeans and old stuff from hollister because that's what they take. They wont take anything a woman in her 30s or over would wear but only teen clothing. For pricing, they'll buy your clothes for super cheap and then sell them for $10 more at the store.

*girl I just sold all my old ass true religions and Abercrombie sweaters to Platos Closet and they only gave me $35 for all of it. The hell?

by Politicallycorrectdemocrat November 13, 2016