bearded war hammer

Penis

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.

by english 210 April 08, 2009

old grey beard

When more than 50% of the pubic hair on your ball sack is grey due to age or use & abuse

At my retirement ceremony, I'll introduce my boss to "Old Grey Beard"

by Coconut Commando February 05, 2007

Civil War Beard

A growth of hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and sometimes the upper lip that is at least an inch in length and trimmed neatly. A beard that resembles pictures of soldiers of the American Civil War. Commonly worn by hipsters and Renaissance Festival participants.

"How can you tell that guy's a hipster?"
"He's got a Civil War Beard."

by coborn August 28, 2012

itchy green beard

An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.

Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"

You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"

by moist101 January 20, 2011

bearded lady

when a girl is giving a blowjob, and you have her panties in her mouth.
they hang down like a beard.

man, last night she was a total bearded lady.

by SpaceAce August 05, 2006

Joy of Sex beard

A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage beard with slight shag along the bottom of the jaw and dark in color.

Dude, you should shave. You're lookin' pretty shady with that Joy of Sex beard.

by The Guy behind The Guy May 11, 2008

Your beard is weird

Somebody grab him some clippers. A very good roast used to roast eminem by Machine God Kely AKA greatest rapper

Your beard is weird.Somebody grab him some clippers, his fucking beard is weird.

by Matthew Clay Weird Beard October 24, 2018