blue greener

A blue greener is someone who ships Larry to an extreme amount and are a big crazy Larry is the ship of Louis and Harry from the band one Direction and it’s not just a ship it’s also a real and epic love story of two kids torn apart by management but in the end found their way home

You see that girl over there yeah she’s a major blue greener she devotes her whole life to it

by Obviouslytheresnotruthtoit March 10, 2021

Blue lock

Ohoho! Sounds like me! Radical individualism and ego! Hurray!

Hym “Yeah, no... Humility is for the NOT me’s. Blue lock sounds dope. I wonder how shit-brain Jerome is going to take it when he finds out there is a soccer anime about me and NOT HIM. That’ll be cool and will remind him that I’m better (which is what he needs to have happen) because nothing will ever be about him because he only regurgitates inane and trivial bullshit on a loop because his ideas are worthless. Like Dr. JeepJorp.”

by Hym Iam November 22, 2022

Morningwood blues

The strong emotional sensation associated with morning wood, or waking up with a boner. It usually results in minor depression and having to pee, only cured by a severely guilt inducing masturbation session to underaged midget porn.

Santiago: aye, compadre, I almost killed my self after watching Lisa Ann take it from a ten year old three footer but it was the only way to get rid of that often morningwood blues.

Phil- whatever man, Ya gotta do what u you gotta do.

by Shazeef January 8, 2015

Blue Panther

A college football team that covers on O/U wager but loses on point spread wager.

Georgia State pulled a typical Blue Panther against Arkansas State.

by DevilAnse October 15, 2020

Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.

Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.

by Raoskie August 8, 2017

blue diarrhea

when a smurf is having a massive shit, but ends up having diarrhea colored blue.

i just watched the smurfs movie and in this one scene, one smurf was having blue diarrhea.

by cool1256 May 23, 2017