Thot bat

A bat to keep the hoes away from your much blooming attractive teenage son.

Mom: “ I’m gonna beat these hoes with a thot bat”
Sister of Mom: “agreed.

by Olbrickedup July 13, 2024

Billy Bat

The most underrated manga of all time that talks about how 9/11, Lee Harvey Oswald, Einstein, and Hitler are all connected through this comic bat

Person 1: Yo did you like Monster by Naoki Urasawa?
Person 2: Yeah that shi was fire
Person 1: Then you should read Billy Bat, it's just as good
Person 2: Alright bet!

by Not_Pewdiepie April 2, 2025

Bat

Abbreviation meaning Bad-Ass Twink

"I bet that Bat gets pegged"
The Bat in question "Noooooooo I definitely don't get pegged :3"
(He is not beating the allegations)

by Rupert15 April 17, 2025

batting practice

the mixed high of KETAMINE and DMT :. batz

i’m going to batting practice tonight, before the gig.

by BATZ:. April 22, 2025

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

I Am Being Volatile Towards Baseball Helmets for Batting And I Do Not Care

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Bat

I'm over here handing them out to everybody. I didn't 'give you the bat to bludgeon me with.' This is YOU thinking YOU are the main character in every situation that arises before you. I didn't give YOU anything.

Hym "And the people swing the bat are swinging the bat and the people who are getting hit are getting hit. Even if that WERE

the case... That's assault. That's violating the non-aggression principle. So who's going to jail for the assault I'm enduring (according to you). Where is my assault money?

by Hym Iam May 21, 2025

vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 22, 2025