Vlademere da Bat

Someone with a sunlight allergy who refuses to wear suncream and lives in an extremely hot climate.

Vlademere da Bat needs to get over the greasiness and take care of his skin.

by Jeffrey the juice man February 02, 2019

run with the bat

running bases in baseball while holding your dick

Dude did you see nick run with the bat ?

by A!@#$%^&*() November 12, 2015

Beer Bat

Hollow baseball bat made out of hard plastic meant to be filled with an alcoholic beverage. Typically served at professional baseball games.

Person 1: "Dude check this beer bat out, isn't it hilarious"

Person 2: "Aren't you driving us home tonight?"

by Filipdewoozle August 15, 2023

chuck a bat

Chuck a bat is a slang term used for “wank” or “jerk off”

I feel like i wanna chuck a bat

by Notmyrealnamebro__ March 11, 2024

Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, Birmingham, manchester etc)

After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.

by Abubaca May 14, 2024

Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, ashington,Birmingham, manchester etc)

After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.

by Abubaca May 14, 2024

seymon bat

When a man is mid-way through ejaculating over a woman's face and gets very angry so hits her over the head with a cricket bat to make himself feel better

Was having a great night last night till I gave my girlfriend a seymon bat

by Alisha bendall May 17, 2017