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no spilling bastard

One who spills even just a little bit while pouring a shot
Steve called me a no spilling bastard when I spilled 2 drops after I poured us shots
by JeromeWheats September 14, 2021
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Bastard of all Bastards

The Bastard of all Bastards is a white male, he lives in a small town in upstate NY that most people have never heard off. He is beyond an asshole and much worse that just a bastard on its own. This man is the Bastard of all Bastards!
Hey Harry! What Diane! Can you stop farting like that? No! Fuck you!, Harry, you are the Bastard of all Bastards
by Kenny Bishop Jr. June 2, 2024
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Gluttonous Bastard

Youngsavage after going .5 seconds without eatin.
by NotRealFishJuice April 29, 2023
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Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
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Sack full of bastards

A name given to one (typically a male) who is of greater disreputable character than a simple bastard; A real dick head.
He did what?! Man that guy is a whole sack full of bastards!
by Houston JC July 9, 2009
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Thunder bastard

A derogatory term for goth or emo or who is a fan of heavy rock normally covered in piercings and chains and wear dark/ rock related clothes
by Lolaman June 17, 2020
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odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
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