Banks Syndrome

The tendecy to get fucked over physically, psychologically, financially and legally everytime you find yourself inside a bar.

Person 1: "Poor Banks, he's really unlucky when it comes to bars."
Person 2: "Yeah, almost like a complex... like... a syndrome"
Person 1: "A Banks Syndrome!"

by >blank November 29, 2017

Ankle Banking

The strategic practice of revealing ankle to gain favor or brighten someone’s afternoon.

Nathan has had a rough day. Sounds like some ankle banking is in order.

by Zdubs9683 September 12, 2025

National Rob A Bank Day

January 7th

Your honor, I can't go to jail, it was National Rob A Bank Day.

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

Bank Employee

An undercover term for snitch, a rat, a narc.... because they are all tellers!

Don't let that bank employee know even 1 thing he can go tellin' about...

by Richard Cranium Sr. January 7, 2021

TDS Bank

The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.

I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.

by QuacksO October 19, 2016

Bank

My friend who likes Saima

BANK LIKES TO SEX SAIMA

by URMOMDOG November 21, 2021

AWESOME BANK WELLS FARGO

NO, WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT/CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER know how to run any FINANCIAL CORORATION MANY perfectly especially this ONE.

Do you deserve to bank at AWESOME BANK WELLS FARGO as how well can you manage your bank account and how honest are you!!!!

by METE MEAT MEET July 17, 2021