by m1kel September 20, 2023
A guy that pulls girls without his own knowledge. Probably smart too. Give your fellow Austin a goodnight kiss.
"OMG, is that guy named Austin?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna give him a good night kiss."
"Me too, what a cool guy."
"Yeah, I'm gonna give him a good night kiss."
"Me too, what a cool guy."
by ihatecatdoghotdog April 25, 2023
Austin is a very loving and sweet person. He is one of the nicest guy you will ever meet. He is so funny and loves memes. He is a cute little animal.
Austin- woofs
Me-* pets*
Me-* pets*
by rasberrylollipop November 27, 2022
Fine ass fuck, Big dick, Fuck the shit out of big booty Latinas, let's a girl suck his dick while driving and honestly if your name is Austin I will hit
by Jwet." December 09, 2022
by I fucked yo granny May 21, 2022
The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020
An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.
Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".
Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".
Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"
Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"
Boss: "Lmao damn son"
Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"
Boss: "Lmao damn son"
by TheGreatIncognitus July 06, 2022