mud on the beach

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach

I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower

by Kittenwagon February 27, 2017

beach

a term used usually between friends meaning "bitch" but in a non-offensive and exceptionally funny way

hey beach
eww you ratty ass beach

by queen_slay69 July 11, 2016

shell beach

An unreachable or nonexistent paradise. Reference to movie Dark City.

Hey, you happen to know the way to Shell Beach?

by Phlegatu May 3, 2018

beach bitch

A nasty bitch than hangs around on the beach.

Holy hell dude! Candi is such a beach bitch....she is awful!

by fenetonseeto January 31, 2017

Jodie Beach

National Jodie Beach day is for at teacher at my school. Ths started a couple years ago today from it written on a doughnut box. Today we will celebrate one of the best teachers.

His Mrs.Beach its national Jodie Beach day and you get to brag about it all today again.

by Random person 77127 October 18, 2019

Beach Wizard

Sandwhich.

I would like to order a beach wizard.

by Mew269 October 18, 2019

beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water

Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”

by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019