Austin

Only dates females of the descent of Asia. Has multiple bunkers with children inside all forced to learn the ancient power of Mongolian throat singing.
There’s Austin on his way to abduct more children to teach Mongolian throat singing
by BooF God February 29, 2020
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austin myers

Someone from a horror movie with a very big forehead. Hes a big fucker.
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Austin

An Austin is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet! He’s so thoughtful and apologetic. Austin’s are super attractive and kind. He’s a pretty popular guy but shy. If you have the chance to meet an Austin, hold him close! He’s an amazing kisser and get turned on easily. If he likes you, he LOVES to cuddle. He’ll go out of his way to spend time with you. However he’s a real bitch sometimes. Likes to say shut up a lot. If you get on his bad side he will kick you ass.
Girl 1: How was lunch with Austin?

Girl 2: If was AMAZING! We cuddle the whole time <3
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Austin

An awesome friend to have, someone who you can have great conversations with. Strong work ethic, he is not the most popular person but he doesn’t care to be either. Those who are his friend are lucky to have such an amazing friend.
Austin always has my back a true friend.
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
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Austin Steamer

The act of a bird (preferably a Grackle) pooping on your bare chest.
While I was paddle boarding I got an Austin Steamer.
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Austin

Absolute beast of a man, steps over everyone , steels your girl, and is certified
You see that man Austin, he just walked over dylan’s tinny ass
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Austin Green

Austin Green is the definition of a top tier boyfriend. He has the most dreamy eyes like if you were too slowly let the chocolate sauce freeze on top of ice cream kind of brown. He might not be the most talkative person when you meet him he might not even like you but if he lets you in and cares about you he turns into the most goofy nerdy soulmate a bitch could ask for. He is the perfect balance of immature and intelligent, ie: he will build a lego set with you and know the history behind an obscure reference to the set. He loves to love you even if you don't deserve it
Cynthia: I need my Austin Green to cuddles with me.
by ElizabethCynthia June 19, 2022
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