blue runner

In Florida it is a Busch Light. It was started by fisherman who consider a Blue Runner a cheap fish.

"Grab a twelve of Blue Runners".

by Brian Carlin July 18, 2006

Blue-screened

To be confused; to cause confusion.

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.

by Auntie Ashley January 4, 2009

blue noodle

The act of dipping your dick in blue paint and smacking your girlfriend across the face leaving a dick shaped stamp.

Guy 1: Hey man what did you and Cindy get up to at the party last night.
Guy 2: We got fucked up and I gave her a blue noodle in the garage.

by Raoskie August 8, 2017

Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

blue diarrhea

when a smurf is having a massive shit, but ends up having diarrhea colored blue.

i just watched the smurfs movie and in this one scene, one smurf was having blue diarrhea.

by cool1256 May 23, 2017

Blue backpacker

An ecstasy to all bees warmers out there. Everybody loves them as they gives sprouts every time. They’re kinda dum tho, but their kindness neutralizes that. If you see one in your coco canister infested server, say hi and tell them to obliterate those nasty little loot stealers.

Oh, it’s a wonderful blue backpacker! John, wanna say hi to them?

by A accurate defined. August 25, 2021

Viagra Blues

The anxiety caused from having stealthily taken too much viagra immediately before sex and being scared of your partner noticing your bloodshot eyes, your unnaturally large penis and especially your stress level for being found out.

Joe calls Rick on the phone. "Help me Rick! What do I do man? I'm at the hotel and I've just had two viagra before meeting with Jane but she's going to notice for sure once she gets here. I need to get it down fast before she arrives!"
Rick replies... "Hey Joe, It's okay, you have Viagra Blues. Just sit there and relax for a moment with your eyes closed while thinking about having sex with your dad and it'll be gone within five minutes!"

by rick_melb_au March 17, 2012