i speak abc

"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.

Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"

by Haunting baker August 31, 2022

Tubman X ABC

Tubman a group of real right niggas with motion. To be tubman you gotta have motion with mad bitches. Abc and tubman combined together for the ultimate battle of motion and pussy. Remember YOU NIGGAS IS NOT TUBMAN

tubman x abc is a group of niggas with motion and pussy

by jdotty July 4, 2024

now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.

Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"

by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022

wow i just typed the abcs

congrats you get absolutely nothing

jk here’s a cookie 🍪

person 1-wow i just typed the abcs
person 2-“k but did i ask”

by alexlol_ April 1, 2023

qazaqwsxswedcderfvfrtgbgtyhnhyujmjuikiolopqwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxz`1234567890-=[]\;',./abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

The absolute worst form of boredom. What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have no work or anything productive to do? You turned qazaqwsxswedcderfvfrtgbgtyhnhyujmjuikiolop, qwertyuiop, qwertyuioppoiuytrewq, poiuytrewq, asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa, asdfghjkl, lkjhgfdsa, zxcvbnmmnbvcxz, zxcvbnm, mnbvcxz, `1234567890-=\;',./, and abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. How?

"Hey man! I just wrote the absolute ultimate text! It's qazaqwsxswedcderfvfrtgbgtyhnhyujmjuikiolopqwertyuioppoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxz`1234567890-=\;',./abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz."
"Get out of my house."

by subway572 October 14, 2022

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

You are so bored you dont know what to do. So, you type every key on your keyboard in order ,then backwards and then the alphabet in order, then backwards.And the result is this abomination:`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

Me:*Is bored*
Also Me:*Types,`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

The Computer correcting my spelling: ERROR ERROR ERROR *EXPLOSION*
My brain: hahahahaha-HAHAHAHAHAHA

by HoooooHaaaaaaHeeeeee. April 19, 2024

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You discovered the alt codes and just had to try and type out as many as you can before realising that they looped after 256. Well done. You must have been incredibly bored.

I did the same thing

Person 1: Hey bro.
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: Can I show you some thing.
Person 2: What?
Person 1:☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼ !"#$%&'()*+,-./0123456789:;<=>?@ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ\^_`abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz{|}~⌂ÇüéâäàåçêëèïîìÄÅÉæÆôöòûùÿÖÜ¢£¥₧ƒáíóúñѪº¿⌐¬ ¡«»░▒▓│┤╡╢╖╕╣║╗╝╜╛┐└┴┬├─┼╞╟╚╔╩╦╠═╬╧╨╤╥╙╘╒╓╫╪┘┌█▄▌▐▀αßΓπΣσµτΦΘΩδ∞φε∩≡±≥≤⌠⌡÷≈°∙·√ⁿ²■
Person 2: ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Thats some gaster (undertale) shit right there.

by High_IQ_Idiot February 10, 2024