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Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.
Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.
by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021
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German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play
Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!
by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024
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a fly thing

When some dumb shit can't remember what a fly is called. They've just said it but they're not quite sure if it's correct.
Ben -OMG my mum just killed a fly thing with an electric bat thing
by Bethisabossassbitch September 24, 2015
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Frank things

When someone is doing "Frank things" it refers to the act of guzzling cum.
Last night got a little crazy at the sperm bank and I ended up doing Frank things
by Mmfishy June 30, 2025
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flippy thing

Also known as a dick when not in an erection.
Your flippy thing is wet.
by Adolf Feldkamp August 10, 2018
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do things

(v.) the act of performing sex acts viewed as heinous, dirty, and vile, even if they’re not, acts that might lead to Damnation. Usually said by a sexually shy or inexperienced person, or by most anyone when not in a private setting. Can be used to excite sexual arousal.
“He made me…do things…to him….”

Wanna go do things in the tool shed?”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024
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I Drink and I Know Things

A t-shirt from Walmart typically worn by fat bearded hipster liberals as a means of flaunting their belief that they are mentally superior and misdirecting their unhealthy lifestyle. A term made popular by Peter Dinklage character Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.
Andrew is a male feminist simp who can often be seen with a craft beer and a scruffy beard wearing an “I drink and I know things shirt”, talking about how white men and capitalism are the reason racism exists and singing the praises of Joe Biden.
by T-mun E September 19, 2022
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