lap log

"you ready to take this lap log!?"
by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015
Get the lap log mug.

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.
“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”
by Krul November 03, 2018
Get the Dog logged mug.

lay down a log

yeah ill be right back mate just gotta lay down a log
by bobbyjonas November 05, 2015
Get the lay down a log mug.

Ghost Log

When you feel like taking a dump, but then suddenly the urge disappears.
Man.. I just walked to the bathroom, turned out it was just a Ghost Log. I no longer need to shit!
by Lil Barber April 04, 2020
Get the Ghost Log mug.

punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 02, 2017
Get the punky log mug.

Frosty log

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.
Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!
by Crcomic December 15, 2013
Get the Frosty log mug.

Log slicing

A slang term for someone who throws beer bottles at objects foreheads causing the glass to shatter and shards cut into facia liquid tissue looking like you ca,e out of the sawmill. It’s 5th degree burn of evil.
Don’t throw beer bottles like murder weapons. Log slicing should never be taught at home. It’s pure evil and way beyond illegal.
by Strasburg1991 January 02, 2023
Get the Log slicing mug.