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Jason

Jason is unbreakably strong
Loyal
Takes pride in blunt honesty
Quick to anger
Not to be fucked with
Intensely Patriotic
Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America

Teach him his job & you'll find none better
Enjoys hard work
Insists on doing it right

Incapable of beatin round the bush
Direct to the point
Brutally honest
Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer
He knows you know he's right
Doesn't know the meaning of tact

Distrustful of strangers
Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back

The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain

A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours
Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more
His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle
If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds

A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes
He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life
Even though he knows he can't ever have one

Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there
You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
Girl 1: Who is that ASSHOLE? He's so blunt and direct. It's very jarring. And he's being deliberately rude!
Girl 2: That's Jason. You just have to get used to him.
Girl 3: He's also slightly probing you. Testing to see if you're a whiney cunt with thin skin.
Girl 1: He needs to lighten up!
Girls 2 and 3 together: You'll be sorry if he hears you say that!
Girl 2: If he finds out that he offends you, he will take pleasure in continuing to do so without end until you avoid him forever
Girl 3: Yeah. He hates everybody and prefers solitude so he pushes everyone away with everything he's got.
Girl 2: He's not really sadistic. He just hates softies.
by DeplorableNo1 December 12, 2021
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Jason

The kind of guy that wants to ask for your social medias. But won't.
Sally: Look, it's Jason!
Monica: He sent me a friend request on Facebook, but he hasn't spoken to me, ever. I try to say hi, but he just runs away?
Sally: Haha, what a Jason.
by Amia Mizudori December 22, 2021
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Juliana x Jason

The best couple cuz both of them are mean to everyone and likes making fun of everyone and there super hawt and kool
Juliana x Jason is hawt asf
by Kril December 23, 2021
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Jason Cibrin

Is sum typa dude who cries like a little "cb" naw cry baby for the sake of having a girlfriend. So that being said if not girls anymore then itz niggaz scaring the hell outta us tryna fight like a lil g so he can suck billions of niggaz dicks in 10 minutes. Whenever he cries like a lil "cb" then its Cherokee the latina porn star or Holloman-Neff becauze of their nice decorations of the sweet toes. Mr Warren now said do not fuck go eat your hamburger from McDonalds.
Friend-Whats good ma nigga?
Moe- Damn str8 waz gud ma Lil broski??
Friend- I gotta show you this funny ass shyt yo Tye Himmler is high.

Moe- I am ready for this hype. This dude is no longer fuckin bitches for his entire lifetime
Friend-Jason Cibrin is about to do that Kane aka Glenn Jacobs shit on the shower with his nipples and he bout to shave off his head bald.
by _;) December 26, 2021
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Jason

Jason is a mythological hero and leader. He captivated the hearts of many by his kindness and wisdom. He is quite but fun.

Everyone is aiming for a Jason. Because Jason treats a woman right. He is patient, understanding and has that purest heart. He is strong and brave but he is sweet and soft hearted. His love will always be greater than his anger, his pride will always be set aside, when hes wronged, he will way sorry.

Jason is the best. He will cheer you up when youre feeling down, and put that smile on your face when the world is giving you a lot of reasons to be sad. He is a good listener. Everybody deserves a Jason, because Jason is a good man.
iris: omg, I thought I'll forever be lonely, thank God I have Jason!
by wobniar May 16, 2022
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Finnick Jason Taylor

A cool guy who needs to stop making suicidal jokes and get together with his girlfriend already
"Wow Finnick Jason Taylor is an amazing dude- NOT A KNOW IT ALL"
by RomillySpaghettiOhs May 18, 2022
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Jason

A MAGA supporter and racist individual. He’s not good looking or a good person. He rejects his child and then builds a life with a new person and children. Jason is the lowest common denominator. He is shallow with no reason to be, materialistic, hypocritical, a lepton.
Lily: Did you see Jason
Kendra: Yes, I wish I hadn’t. He was spewing racist garbage and boasting about nothing.
by DefPoetic May 21, 2022
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