you over cooking my grits

When someone is stepping in someone else’s way figuratively. Expecting too much from someone else

I already let you borrow $100 and now want another $100? You over cooking my grits!

by Dvron May 14, 2021

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

Brayden cook

A dickhead that does handbrakes in Bunnings carparks

He brayden cooked it

by Jackson Berry November 16, 2019

cooked

"Cooked" is like saying someone's in serious trouble or facing big problems. It means their situation is not looking good, and there might not be a way to fix it. So, when your friend says, "you're cooked," they're telling you that things are not going well for you

Bro #1: bro it's so over for me, i didn't study for todays exam..
Bro #2: yeah you're cooked

by puszek January 30, 2024

Get Cooked Cunt

An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".

Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc

Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.

by TradStick49 November 27, 2023