vigilent..yaksha

an amazing person

person1:you know vigilent..yaksha?
person2:no
person1:well they are a material gowrl and i better then you
person2:you bitch
person1:you suck

by tomosgirlie February 19, 2022

hate yank

Hate yanking is when you masturbate while angry and high on crank and usually takes quite some time to finish if able to finish it all...

Kevin is at his hate yanking again because his old lady stole all his crank and is now doing it with the neighbor while sucking him off thereby leaving Kevin with no other choice but to take care of himself...

by tex WHITE April 29, 2022

Suicide Yank

A person who Ties a rope to a heavy object, including they're neck, then yanking they're body forward as hard as possible to kill they're self

Random person: How did he commit suicide!?
Detective: Looks like he did a suicide Yank.

by OMGWOWHILYMOLY July 1, 2022

burning yankee

When a person jerks themselves, or someone else, off after having eaten something spicy with their hands - typically hot wings - resulting in a burning sensation on, in, and around the genitals.

Origin: "burning" from the sensation and "yankee" from the action to yank, as in yanking someone off.

Yo, why's Tom been in the bathroom so long?

Well, considering the ghost pepper wings we had earlier, those leggings our waitress was wearing, and the fact that he just texted me to bring him some ice, I'll wager he gave himself a burning yankee.

by Throwawaywhenthru June 22, 2022

Titty Yanker

Be a cow, a girl - you yank their tits. Such as pulling on the nips.

Farmer Tom is a titty yanker as he enjoys milking cows.

by Pisque September 18, 2022

jank yanker

Somebody who buys “glass rose pipes” from a gas station to get “janked” aka a crackhead

It smells like burning plastic around here, must be the jank yankers.

by Arbitrary_Anomaly November 4, 2022

wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out

"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024