spec-turd

A person who is not "in-the-know" or lacks knowledge about the technical specifications (specs) of any particular electronic device or computer programming.

Wally: Say I just bought that Samsung Blu-ray player for $399, it's the cheapset I've seen so far.

Chuck: Your such a "spec-turd" Wally, that Sammy lacks the latest interactive features and is not technically up to spec. Why do you think it went on sale for? They want to get rid of them.

by Big Gabe January 4, 2008

Turd Sprocket

It can be used as homosexual diss towards your freinds.
A combination george jetson's sprockets and a piece of poop.

you're such a turd sprocket dude! or you love eating turd sprockets from him or her. lol

by ya b0y kiZz January 6, 2008

Budgie Turd

A person who's a total asshole or someone ignorant who behaves inappropriately.

Also Budgy Turd

"I fucking hate gays! They really make me sick!"
"Oh shut up you big pile of budgie turd!"

by Danaomine November 8, 2012

British Turd

1. A person who lived in England for a short time but still uses a British accent.
2. A guy who thinks he knows everything about soccer just because he spent time in England or the U.K.

That guy is such a British Turd. He grew up in Buffalo, lived the the UK for three years, yet still pretends to have a British accent.

The British Turd says "it will be a lovely day on the pitch." He roots for ManU. He lived in England for a couple of years yet he thinks he knows everything about soccer.

by Swampydawg February 7, 2014

turd rangler

one who rangles turd.
a dog poo picker upper.
a newly famous cartoon

i need to hire a new turd rangler, my backyard is very messy.
i love turd rangler

by maddie3333 February 2, 2009

Turd Crustys

Its when a guy has sex with a girl analy and he puts the poopy penis in her mouth and she spits it into his mouth and he spits it back into her mouth

Man #1: Yo i gave my grandma some turd crustys last night!

Man #2: Really? how did it taste?

Man #1: How do you think it taste? It taste like a turd being spit into my mouth

by EpicProdigyC October 27, 2011

coochie turd

miss behaved child

that coochie turd needs to get his ass kicked

by jalmighty February 4, 2014