touch of a woman

a thing i do not have and will likely not ever experience
"touch of a woman is a thing i do not have experienced and will likely have not ever"
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 18, 2025
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The touch

When other people have been knocking on a door and no one opens or heard the knock but when you knock they open.
Joey & Fernando knock on Alan’s door to buy cookies from him and Alan does not open. Then Melany knocks and Alan sells her cookies. Then Joey & Fernando say: “ Damn Melany you got the touch!”
by MelanyQueen October 30, 2018
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Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick
Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now
by Your Mom692 February 09, 2023
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Senior Touch

Anything a senior joins in on, others will follow.
Josh decided to help me paint my mural and now everyone else is helping too, he has the senior touch.
by Angellll.0x June 10, 2022
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Mianus touching your Uranus

Means your following too close, your tailgating,you don't know how to drive!!
by Hippiechef February 02, 2023
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Touche` Douche`

Nice come back douchebag
Oh it's on now
Insult duel
None for you whore,

Touche` douche`
by HighdeeAnne September 20, 2020
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