Fear Turtle

When a person is nervous, a turtle-head aka feces begins to exit the anus, without consent.

Dude, that movie was so scary, I had a major "Fear Turtle!"

by DandA6 October 23, 2008

Waxing the turtle

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".

Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".

by drhandbanana May 29, 2010

Brown turtle

A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.

Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"

by Tolman December 19, 2017

turtle-foot

A camel-toe so large that it resembles the foot of a fucking ninja turtle.

Check out the turtle-foot on Sally!

by mildew September 13, 2013

Turtle Eyes

When you screw up or do somthing stupid, you got turtle eyes.

You: Ran into garage door. Friend: You got turtle eyes.

by jj71 August 29, 2014

lemon turtle

a lemon with a turtle drawn on it normally held by a red headed child screaming “DO YOU LIKE MY LEMON TURTLE!?” If someone says they like the lemon turtle, their a good person. If someone says they don’t like it, their gonna burn in hell.

“oh yea that lemon turtle is amazing”
“U look like a lemon turtle”

by lemon.turtle January 27, 2019

turtle boi

A fan given name to the hamilton character John Laurens
It was given to him from fans because of the actors love of turtles.

Person 1- Turtle boi is my favorite hamilton character
Person 2- Ya i agree
Person 3- NO LAFAYETTE IS THE BEST!!!!!!

by Bannana_Toast March 08, 2018