She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up

Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.

by Knowmadd April 11, 2008

Matt Bitch Marra (mb)

A dirty Mexican that smells like a Bloody Mary with a side of trash. (Also see trash people.)

Wow! Did you see Matt Bitch Marra (mb) the other night drinking his Bloody Mary? I almost couldn't tell if it was dirty Mexican garbage or a person.

by SGs4E June 11, 2016

Marissa loves matt

Marissa will never love matt more. Matt will always love Marissa more. He will always win.

Damn Marissa loves matt. But matt loves Marissa more

by pulpfreeorange February 17, 2022

skinny weedy matt

a boy who who is really shit at sports and has no friends. sometimes, on rare occasions, he has 1 friend, but he/she is usually another skinny weedy matt. basically, the worst type of nerd you can get.

"haha, look at tht kid sitting over there! whats his name?"

"dunno, but he looks like a skinny weedy matt"

by lukeLukeLUKE!!!!!!!!!! October 18, 2008

Lima Lima Matt Foxtrot

Originally military speak, translating directly as “LLMF,” this became an acronym for “Little Lost Mother F**ker.” It was later adopted by the tech world to refer to somebody (usually non-technical) who is in way over their head.

“We tried showing the boss how to use the new database, but he couldn’t even follow instructions well enough to get through the first two screens. After that, it was just Lima Lima Matt Foxtrot the whole way.”

by Nurse Kitten July 3, 2005

mello x matt

best death note ship, deal with it 🥳🥳

-the best tiktoker, misaamanewife

person 1: what's your favorite death note ship?

person 2: mello x matt / mellomatt
person 1: wow you have a brain i love you
person 2: i love you too, let's kiss

*they kiss*

by twilight.sparkles June 20, 2021

Matt Rose's cooking videos

An eldritch being which descended from the lowest depths of hell. If you should pray that it is in a good mood, well, I regret to inform you, that it is not your savior. It will twist and bend every twistable and bendable crevice of your mind with its' eight limbs, and every time you look away and breathe, just feel that the world is okay for a single moment, there comes another fucking limb. You can't peel your eyes off of it. It's horrible, you'd rather suffer infinitely in the fires of hell than watch it, but it lures you with its' cunning sorcery and tortures you till you just can't handle it anymore. You want to give into the darkness, but just as you are about to jump into the deep pits of despair, it catches you and though it cannot smile, you feel as though it is, it is smiling. A cold, harsh, cruel smile, just like this wretched world we live in. Ain't it a goofy lil' lad?

Johnny boy- Hey, have you watched Matt Rose's cooking videos?
Seever-...DONTYOUFUCKINDAREJOHNNY.DONT. YOU. FUCKIN. DARE.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023